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joshsux:

that look you give your friend when they are deciding whose star to steal in mario party

(Source: precumming, via stygimoloch)

axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.

(Source: doglets, via shaggy2pope)

tyrannia:

how do you aggressively flirt with someone

like

you look fucking pretty today you fucking bitch

(Source: vocaroo, via rae-mundo-earl)

When someone who just started reading tells you their favorite character and you know they’re going to die soon

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

territorialcreep:

totally-relatable:

i have never seen this gif used more perfectly

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Seeing an old person eating alone at a restaurant

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Source: most-awkward-moments)

sapphicsideshow:

The best visual representation of “No Homo!” in cinematic history.

(Source: clarabows, via rlymax)

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(via shaggy2pope)

The Two Key Qualities of a Classic Nic Cage Action Film

(Source: will-graham-i-am, via shaggy2pope)